1. He may have hair on his chest…..so does Lassie ~ Cole Porter , I hate men.
2. Give a man a free hand and……….he’ll run it all over you ~ Mae West
3. You could lay your pussy on the table right in front of a man and still not know what he is thinking ~ Samanatha Jones, Sex and the City.
4. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, ‘Are we going to have sex again?’ He said. ‘Yes, but now with each other’ ~ Rita Rudner
5. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she assumes she has gained weight. When a man tries on clothing form his closet that feels tight, he assumes the clothing has shrunk ~ Rita Rudner
6. Macho does not prove Mucho ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
7. My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions ~ Elayne Boosler
8. The difference between a man and a battery – A battery has a positive side ~ Ella Gough
9. Men are like car alarms – they both make a lot of noise & no one listens to them ~ Diane Jorden
10. The more I see of men…………….the more I admire dogs ~ Marie de Rabutin-Chantel
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