Observations from the dark side - 18+ ONLY

Observations from the dark side

Part 1

Which one are you?

The good looking d**k?

Or the ugly looking c**t?

Your friend is

going for a date.

But your friend

asks you to tag along.

So you assume

your friend is

your best friend.

Why?

Because your friend

trusts you enough

to take you along for the special moment.

But wait up dog.

Do you know the actual reason for this?

Simple man.

Simple.

The logic is simple.

Most probably you fall in either two

Either you are

a)   more good looking than your friend

b)   more uglier looking than your friend

If you are more good looking than your friend

Your friend is taking you along

So as to show his or her self value

Which is generally low

And gets a boost by your presence

And mind you

Good Looking here

Is not just covered for

‘looks’

It covers

Financial status

Personality

Confidence

And if in case you are more uglier than your friend

The reason is obvious

Think about if

You are with your friend who is super fat, super ugly and super stupid

A girl looks at your both

And has to make a choice whom to possibly sleep with for the night

Whom do you think she would go for?

Its always done for a benefit.

Nothing else.

So which f**k up are you?

The good looking d**k?

Or the ugly looking c**t?

Part 2

Are you relatives playing you because you are fucking stupid? Or are you fucking stupid?

In other words - Proof that your relatives are not your well wishers

Try it out

Purchase a really expensive car

Say the most expensive that no one in your family can afford

You will see a rather strange phenomenon

First everyone praises you

Then once that part is over

Notice something really strange happens

Everyone in your family slowly but surely has a new car

May be a better car than you have had

Why?

Is it because you blessed them with some kind of motivation

Or

Is it because you have now shown them a new standard of living?

Or
May be you helped them believe that there are better cars out there?

No.

Simple my friend.

Your relatives are not your well wishers

They want to show the world

They are better than you

They are want to show you

You are lower than them

They want you to know

That don’t forget where you came from

And that they too have what it takes to go beyond what you have imagined.

So in as much you ‘think’

Your relatives mean you well

Keep this fact in the end

They are trying hard to compete with you and against you

And when the time comes

They will ensure no matter what happens

You know where you are

Who you are

And they are better than you.

So my question to you is this

Are you relatives playing you because you are fucking stupid? Or are you fucking stupid?

Part 3

In love, why you are a dog & what she offers you is dog food - OBSERVATIONS FROM THE DARK SIDE - PART 3 OF 3

In love you are her dog, what she offers you is dog food and what she is trying to do is keep you on a leash.

You have a girl

Who is hot

Beautiful

Good looking

Great body

Good in bed

Serves you well

And loves you like crazy

I mean what else do you need?

Isn’t it a perfect world?

If your girl is too good to be true

Or really something that you feel you are blessed with

Be careful my friend

You are actually making a mistake

A big mistake

Of an ever bigger assumption

That your girl ‘loves’ you

Couple of things

You must remember

Women are smart

Really smart

Much more smarter than you are

And much more smarter than you can ever be

Because they are the ones who get pregnant

They are the ones who will face the law of diminishing returns

In terms of beauty

In terms of the figure

And in terms of their tight compact breasts

Which may be hanging beautifully now

And may become sagging horribly afterwards

So given the fact that they have to face

An unfair and unwinnable war

They will resort to a very calculated strategy

Evaluating and fully figuring out what they are getting themselves into

So my friend

Remember this

They will compare your hotdog to the other hotdogs that they were stuffed with before

They will compare your mouth and your tongue to the other tongues and mouths that have sucked and licked every part of her body

They will compare the luxuries they got showered with and compare them to what you can provide them

So my friend

She is not in love with you

She is in love with ‘her’

And what she is giving you

The dog food to keep her dog on the leash.

So you are her dog

What she offers you is dog food

And what she is trying to do

Is keep you on a leash.

So you are her dog, what she offers you is dog food and what she is trying to do is keep you on a leash.