What life is at 33 years old?

What life is at 33 years old?

What life is for me at 33 years old.

Feels strange. 

At 23 years old

I would spring up

Jump and start the day

Brush my teeth violently

Scrub my hair with all the concoction of shampoos

Run out of a hot shower into a chill AC

Look at my face in the mirror

And visualize I am a super hot hero

Admire my 6 pack abs

Because women love it

Dress up super fast

Spray all the perfume in the world to smell sexy

Gel my hair till there was no more gel for another use

Show off myself to women

as if I was a whore for sale

Drool at every female specie I would notice

And where time passed so fast

meeting one female after another

listening to their romantic talks

one after another

I would finally hit the gym

Lift super heavy weights

As much as my soft joints could take

Scream as if I was in labor

Until I would come home

Eat Arnold Schwarzenegger diet

of 12 pieces of KFC

And then move on to see which other girl

I would meet for the day

And be her guide until late hours of the night.

And as I sleep, 

I would imagine the billions I would make

Because I would be what Napoleon Hill said

The next billionaire. 

Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome to my past.

At 33 years old.

I struggle to get out of bed

I brush my teeth slowly because of the damage I had done to them

Wash my bald head with one drop of washing liquid 

Because it gives a better shine to it

Move out of a cold shower

So that I dont get sick 

Look at my face in the mirror 

And wonder who the fuck is looking back

Look at my hanging pregnant tummy

And wonder if I can squeeze my trousers back up

Spray a cheap deo that would last for hours

Look at women and scream 'sour grapes'

Hit the gym on a treadmill moving slowly so as 

not to hurt my joints

while being able to read a newspaper for today’s gossip

and look around and wonder

why youngsters are so stupid to lift so heavy

Go back home and eat a simple meal

more on salads because now Arnold is nearly dying

Then I would watch porn because at least that is more relaxing

that listening to the nonsense of a woman.

And as I sleep

I would wonder

Would I have a job tomorrow.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome to reality.