1. A woman told me how it is unfair that if a guy fucks many girls every week, he is legend (like me). But a girl flirts with just two boys in a year, she is slut. I replied saying, if a key opens lots of locks; it is a master key. But if a lock is opened by many keys then it is a shitty lock.
2. According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno
3. One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex. - Margaret Thatcher
4. If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler
5. Why should we take advice on sex from the priest? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! - George Bernard Shaw
6. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds - Joan Rivers
7. Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes - Jackie Kennedy
8. Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope - George Burns
9. My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive - Rodney Dangerfield
10. Sex is emotion in motion - Mae West
11. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature - Marilyn Monroe
12. Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
13. The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.
14. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
15. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. -- Steve Martin
16. Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.
17. “Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” - Oscar Wilde.
18. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
19. “Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly”
20. “A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”
21. “When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.”
22. “Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”
23. “A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one” - Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
24. “Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.” - Oscar Wilde.
25. “They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.”
26. Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter.
27. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a BIG reason.
28. Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
29. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
30. Convincing your lover why he/she should choose you instead of his/her new choice is like teaching a pig how to sing. Never do that. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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