A day in the life of a HouseWife called Machedo Max.

This was how my day went.

Saturday, 19th December 2009

12:50pm
Just woke up....Time to play the role of a good 'house-wife' and sort out the house after playing the role of a mad 'carefree bachelor'.....Agenda - Sort out Computer table, Bed, Fold Clothes, Mop Floor, Keep Library in order, Clean Kitchen + Wash Bathroom with Bleach, Throw out old stuff, Laundry, Sort out cupboards & finally Get ready for coming week.

12:51pm
Put Guns'n'Roses full volume + Open a can of Red Bull and now start housework!

12:55pm
Surprisingly found SAND, Old socks & lost treasure - my Levis underwear - under my bed while removing the entire bedding area! Throwing the entire shit and now vacuuming the crap off!

1:20pm
Found old business cards + ex-girl friends hair pin (along with some hair) while vacuuming under the bedding area. Vacuum cleaner was not working so opened it and WOWSERS!!! Found nice insect family residing in it. Cleaned up this crap finally and now time to mop this area with bleach. Found also the culprit for the sand in the house - The bedroom window was slightly open!!!!

1:34pm
Finally put the bed back in place. Decided to throw out 2 pillows which looked like they had fungus infestation in them :OP. And now continue the session with GnR song blasting - YOU COULD BE MINEEEIIINNNEEEE!!!

1:51pm
Threw out garbage heap No. 1, took a break and uploaded a few snaps of yesterday night and now back to cleaning!

2:16pm
Cleaning up the stuff on the floor....and opened up my second REDBULL can!

3:08pm
Taking a break. Going to get lunch.

3:42pm
Got my lunch pack at home - Pakistani Bread + Mutton + Chinese fish tin + pine apple.

4:08pm
Finished Lunch. The Paki food was not up to the mark. Finished cleaning up the lunch zone and now back to cleaning.

4:30pm to 12:08 am
Went out for planning a friends B'day party - which got subsequently cancelled after all the hard work - then went for dinner and came back home. So now back to house work. But good news - I purchased myself a new teddy bear.

12:30am to 2:34am
Completed -
1) Washing Toilets,
2) Mopping all the rooms,
3) Putting clothes to wash,
4) Putting white clothes to soak in bleach,
5) Folding clothes,
6) Throwing away all the garbage,
7) Putting all the stuff in the cupboards,
8) Cleaning Hamster Cage.

2:41am
House work completed!