Creative Slogans.

• On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

• On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

• At a Proctologist's office
"To expedite your visit please back in."

• On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

• On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"

• Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

• At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

• On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Let us pick your nose."

• At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

• On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

• In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

• On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

• At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

• On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

• In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

• On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

• At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet-- miss a car payment."

• Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

• In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

• At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

• In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
Come on in and get fed up."

• In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait"

• At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

• And . . .Don't forget the Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."