A Rude Email I wrote to a female who was sending me 'religious' forwards (including her whole group)

My dearest immature email spammer,

You send a private decent reply
I replied it in the same fashion.

You sent a group reply with an attitude.
So now, I send you a group email with an attitude.

Seriously - I have a question for you?

Are you 25 years old or are you 5 years?

Honestly darling, to be very honest,
I dont mind porn over any Jesus Mumbo Jumbo any day.

I find porn sexy. But I sure as hell dont find Jesus sexy.

Why?

Because I am a normal male
(and yes, one who has the balls to talk his mouth off)

(ops, is that err.....shocking?.....*tsk**tsk**tsk*.....was I supposed to be....'decent'?)

Like normal men, I get turned on when I see sexy women having sex.
And I am sure as hell not ashamed about it.
You may find it 'yucky'
But I am sure you husband would not.
Try asking some men if they find visual entertainment bad.
They will all 'deny' it....but if you check their computers, I am sure you will find some entertainment kept 'hidden' somewhere.

So is this bad?

Oh and by the way
Did you forget that you are part of my face book list of buddies
where I put up the hot, naughty and kinky updates and pictures???
And yes adult stuff?
(if anyone of you want to add me, add me through my email - theinvisiblestring@yahoo.co.in)

So why the drama of being 'decent' now?

I dont get turned on when I see a picture of some 'God' requesting emails to be forwarded in his name.

And I sure as well get so fucking pissed when I come to know people do not use common sense with regards to being 'spiritual'

You may find porn 'dirty' or sex 'ugly' - when the majority of the fucking population - including the farts who go to church - watch, shag, drink, smoke and fuck day in and day out.

Tell you what.
The solution to this is simple.
After consulting a group of scientists from around the world, I have come up with this unique plan.

Solution Number 1 of 3
You need to find the email addresses of some 'holy' people.

Solution Number 2 of 3
Put the emails in one email group.

And then
Solution Number 3 of 3
SEND ONLY TO THEM!

So, in other simple words,
if you want my replies to stop
STOP SENDING ME ANY BLOODY RELIGIOUS FUCKING EMAILS!
I dont want to hear your 'sorry' or your 'oh, I just realised' -

STOP IT!

Your emails dont have anything of value.
Your emails lack intelligence.
Your emails lack anything entertaining
And
Your emails are full of crap!

So the bottom line!
YOU STARTED THE BLOODY NONSENSE
YOU END THE BLOODY NONSENSE

And have a nice day!
And may God (if there is any) bless you and give you something called 'common sense'!

And if you want to read something worth your time

Read this (taken from my face book page)

Video Link for those of you who can watch
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1326090643475&ref=mf