THOUGHT PROVOKING QUOTES ON 'MIDDLE AGE' by MADD MACHEDO MAX (part 1)

1. Childhood - The time of life when you make funny faces in the mirror. Middle Age - The time of life when the mirror gets even with you - Mickey Mansfield

2. You’re over the hill when you feel like the morning after and you can swear you haven’t been anywhere – Laurence J. Peter

3. Middle Age is when you get white hairs from worrying about your wrinkles – Pam Brown

4. Middle Age is when you know all the answers…..and nobody asks you the questions – Bob Philips

5. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he is too old to go anywhere – Joey Adams.

6. Middle age is when you’re at that age when everything Mother Nature gave you, Father Time is taking away – Milton Berle

7. Middle Age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald….they don’t even recognize you – Bennet Cerf

8. Middle Age is when you suddenly find that your parents are old, your kids are grown up………and you haven’t changed – Fred Shoenberg.

9. Middle Age is when you know you’re getting old and everything hurts…..and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t normally work – Bob Hope

10. You know you are Middle Aged when…..the dog lets you get to the stick first – Bill Stott