OR
THE FACTORS THAT COMES INTO PLAY IN MAKING YOUR LOVE AND MARRIAGE HAPPEN.
DISCLAIMER AND WARNING
If you are some 17 year old or 20 year old who is just undergoing the explosion of pubic hair around their face or genital area, pimples or having your parents pay your bills – please don’t bother reading this simply because it would not make sense to an incompetent asshole like you.
You sense of reality is as good as my wanting to fart in my house toilet.
How do you qualify to read this shit?
ONLY and ONLY if you are
1) looking after yourself,
2) paying your fucking bills – and with that I don’t mean your fucking pocket money!
3) living independent for the past 2 years
4) know what a pussy or cock tastes of at least 3 different partners and also know the difference between super salty and salted cum
5) Tried anal with a few bits of excreta left on your hot-dog
6) Told your father to fuck off and succeeded in making him fuck off
7) Got drunk and paid through a credit card after over-shooting the limit
8) Your mother tries to be nice to you because you earn more than her
9) Don’t dress up like some dorky pop star
If any of the above are not in sync with your personality, please don’t bother even trying to understand this script.
And after reading this script, if you realize you have made a relationship mistake by dating a loser and you break up with the loved one – You cannot sue me in court.
Also,
If you are some know it all single woman with a good career and qualification, please don’t being to assume even remotely that you being the .0000000001 % of the population you represent the masses. You are just one single fragment of a sperm that thinks no end of herself (or himself) and no one cares a dam anyways. (and may be that is why you are still single and still want to read this BITCH!)
(Now the script continues)
Ahem
*Drum roll*
Ahem…
THE 5 MADD REALITY LAWS OF LOVE AND MARRIAGE IN TODAY’S WORLD
OR
THE FACTORS THAT COMES INTO PLAY IN MAKING YOUR LOVE AND MARRIAGE HAPPEN.
Love.
Misunderstood word.
Marriage.
Misused word.
Welcome to the 21st century where both these terms are interchanged and intertwined to such a degree – one cannot see the difference.
(can someone shut the fucking drum roll…!!! I am trying to do a fucking script here FAGGOT!!!)
Ahem…
Back to my script…..
So what is the reality of love and marriage in todays world?
Real truths.
Truth’s that we tend to ignore but which come into play in the decision of the majority.
Here is the break down.
THE 5 MADD REALITY LAWS OF LOVE AND MARRIAGE IN TODAY’S WORLD
OR
THE FACTORS THAT COMES INTO PLAY IN MAKING YOUR LOVE AND MARRIAGE HAPPEN.
1) SHOW ME THE MONEY
People may deny the importance of finance. But yes, today majority of the decisions are based on how much money you have.
Best example was given to me by my once super sonic hot girl friend from Belarus (she comes from nearby Russia – by the way she gave me the best blow job and she always let me take her from the ass). When I proposed to her, she at the right moment told me something I would never forget.
She said “Sweetheart, look. I know you love me (hell yeah, love the blow job bit!). I know you do. But lets assume, tomorrow after we marry and I get pregnant, can you afford to have one servant for me, one for the baby, one for the house and one to look after you (fuck so many???) ? Can you give me enough money to stay at home and live a lavish life? Can you take care of my family also?” (And here I thought I was only getting married to her!)
She added by saying “I have so many men after me – everyone from business tycoons to people working for the Sheikhs. They are prepared to gift me everything from expensive cars to villas – my question to you is this, Can you? All I have to do as a woman is keep your cock, your stomach, your heart and your ego happy. Can you keep me happy?”……In other words she was trying to tell me ‘Can you afford me?”
(Later on she was honest to tell me that she loved me because I made her cum repeatedly and that I had a not-so-big dick that didn’t hurt her when I went anal with her….wonder if she was trying to make a point…?)
Well and that was my shortest lesson on how important money is in life today.
Honestly, if you look at it, the majority of all decisions of love are based on how strong is your financial backbone. And since we live in a dog eat dog world where money does give you benefits – everything from giving you a good life to giving your children a good life – whats wrong with this?
2) HOW QUALIFIED ARE YOU or WHAT DO YOU WORK AS?
Have you ever seen a well-groomed suited super old man walking with a woman dressed up really sexy but as old as his daughter?
Having someone with an MBA or PHD or someone working in the capacity as a Director is an impressive mark of success. Yes, it does impress many women (and now a days men also) simply because along with that ‘qualification’ come many benefits that entitle your lover to a whole new world of opportunities that may be he or she could not get by themselves.
3) THE TOYS THAT YOU HAVE AND CAN AFFORD.
I have yet to mean a man or woman who has not been impressed by a simple nice guy or girl driving a Bentley sport, having a Rolex watch (original) or a 7 bedroom villa in Vegas. I mean why shouldn’t they be impressed – the cost of the piece of art is itself what many cannot hope to earn in a life time – so such toys as houses, cars, accessories and like are the impress-me factors!
4) YOUR PASSPORT
With all the bull-shit put aside, there are benefits of getting married to someone with an American Passport compared to getting married to someone with an African, Bangladeshi, Afghani or for that matter Indian Passport – and don’t deny it. Why do you think so many cute Asian women die to marry western expatriates? (and here I am not talking about a billionaire Indian versus a poor beggar westerner – please use your fucking common sense).
Trust me, it does not make them cheap.
It is only a hardcore reality of the fact that being associated with one country gives you better benefits than being associated to another. (no wonder when you land in India
And when you think of having a better life for children (with free and quality education and health benefits) being a western expatriate is better off anyday!
5) YOUR PERSONALITY
No one wants to marry someone worse off than them. They always want someone ‘better’, ‘smarter’, ‘deeper’ etc etc etc…..The sum total of a package always attracts the no so better opposite gender. That is why it is always better to have someone better off than you – which honestly speaking, everyone goes for. I mean, don’t you want someone more better off than you?
So having stated these wise words of wisdom, I just want you to know that it is not wrong to choose anyone with the following traits. I mean why should it be wrong? You want a better life and so you are shopping for a better product. At the end of the day, I think everyone is aiming for only one thing – a better life for them, a better future for their children and better tomorrow for everyone else….
Thank you for taking the time to read this…
Now get back to your fucking work.
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