The Gospel of Sex, Orgasm & anything Hard according to the Tattooed Prophet.
(or simply What the fuck is love?)
Welcome to the 21st Century.
A place where simple is complicated.
Where easy becomes hard.
Where good is actually bad.
Where love is actually is…..business.
What the hell does this word ‘love’ mean?
There is no need to google the bloody thing.
Nor refer a cheap shitty dictionary.
You want easier, let me put it to you.
Love as in between a man and a woman.
What the fuck is it?
Look at it this way.
Ask a teenager whose pubic hair is growing like some rotten fungus on piece of bread.
Your normal teenager (ages 11 to 15) would define love as what he or she shares with the member of the opposite sex.
Where exploring sensitive spots, trying sexual positions and trying to lick each others private parts becomes a total new experience for them to experiment with.
And yes, the pathetic ‘I love you’, the gifts from daddy’s pocket money and the love songs put in a CD signify the everlasting feeling of love.
But you have to understand one thing.
In all of the above, an orgasm is very important.
Or else they would opt for a sausage or anything that is hard and fits.
Fast forward.
Go to an adult teenager (16 to 20).
Love is having a hot guy or girl whose mere presence gives him or her the value that she or he is worth something. They try to imitate any pathetic star they see on the idiot box or the music charts. They are 20 going to be 35.
They try to show their ‘maturity’ to stand in the world by sucking on some cigarette as a substitute for a milk bottle, try swallowing some alcohol to show that their internal organs can withstand over priced drinks meant for losers and then like to dare and go to the extreme by smoking on grass - which hopefully takes them to heaven.
For a girl, its like this - That the guy sucking on her breasts while fingering her hole would give her the feeling that yes, he loves me. And for the guy to have the female giving her a blow job signifies he is ‘in love’.
And yes, the wonderful letters, the machismo of doing stupid things like cutting each other and drinking blood – something I am guilty of and yeah, the climax of it all – an fool proof plan to be with each other for eternity.
But you have to understand one thing.
In all of the above, an orgasm is very important.
Or else they would opt for a sausage or anything that is hard and fits.
Fast Forward.
Go to Adult life
Here boys are divided into 3 categories.
1) Who get females easily.
2) Who cant get females easily.
3) Who get females if they are lucky.
Category number 1
Well they love putting their hot dogs every place. I mean when they can have a variety, why stick to vanilla only?
Category 2
Sad pathetic category who stick to one female and believe in the great promises of love and being happily in each others arms forever and ever amen.
Category 3
They get a girl. Keep the girl until the replacement arrives.
The girls can be divided into 2 categories
1) Females who can get guys easily
2) Females who cannot get guys at all
Category 1)
They choose the best pick in the lot. Rest are losers. Since they have many men smelling their pussy and going around them like dogs in heat, they choose the best dog to fuck them.
Category 2)
They grab anything they get as long as it is not worse than them.
But you have to understand one thing.
In all of the above, an orgasm is very important.
Or else they would opt for a sausage or anything that is hard and fits.
Finally comes the age of maturity.
The 30’s.
Now over here there are 2 categories – Men and Women.
In the men’s section, its like this.
Men who are successful
Men who are losers.
The successful man is one who has a good physique, clubbed with a good bank balance, good property, good career and yes, a good dick, tongue and finger to finger his bitch.
The Loser category may not have one or more of the above.
Females prefer the 1st category and give you pathetically emotional reason why they choose them. Sadly no bitch would ever want to admit that yes, I love him because he fucks me well and his dick is expensive. No. She will bathe it in words like, I love him because he loves me (and pathetic excuses like that)
Now coming to the bitches….sorry, I mean whores called women.
There are the following categories.
Maids
Career Women.
Confused Whores
Maids
They are women who are a gift to any man. They do everything a biblical woman should do and are rare treasures to find. They are mostly women from the east. And they don’t drink, smoke and were not bonked by every guy whom they assumed, they were in love with. They consider it an honor to be a woman who would work and make the house.
Career Women
Their primary job is to drink, smoke and get the best fuck in their prime. They primary focus however is to focus on their career. And so they keep meeting one guy to another. The only exception to this rule is when they find someone who is a WOW and then they make sure they either get pregnant from that guy so as to trap him or swallow his cum every time he climaxes so that he would get addicted to her. If in case, they don’t find such a chap, they keep hunting, till finally when they know they are getting wasted with time, they will grab whosoever they can find – but yes, the best investment for themselves.
Confused Whores.
All of the above but even after that they have to fuck because they were meant to have their holes filled with something or another – with a pretext of calling it love.
But you have to understand one thing.
In all of the above, an orgasm is very important.
Or else they would opt for a sausage or anything that is hard and fits.
Fast Forward
Marriage and Old age.
What happens here?
Well either the guy is bored of the bitch – now whose tits are hanging up to her knees or whose fanny is so loose, he can put his head inside her. So what he does is get a 10$ blowjob from a girl who is young as his daughter.
The woman on the other hand asks her cleaner or some young boy to do the honors in exchange of giving him some pocket money.
Oh, but please, mind you. In front of the public, they will always portray themselves to be ‘decent and happily married’
Fast Forward.
They get old.
The guy needs Viagra pills to get an erection.
The woman needs a baseball bat to fit inside her.
But no, now they both are old and decent.
So sex is no longer important.
Only friendship.
And yes, finally ‘love’ comes into play.
But you have to understand one thing.
In all of the above, an orgasm is very important.
Or else they would opt for a sausage or anything that is hard and fits.
The End.
